1. Pipe bursts, flooding living room, kitchen and rest of downstairs with a half-inch of water.2. Realize house is largely underwater.3. Hurriedly shuffle wife and children outside, lock door, panic panickedly, wish you’d selected a different god, one who’s less of a jerk.4. Sweep sheets of water out of open doors of house with pitifully inadequate squeegee.5. Call House Unwettening People.
I recently read an article in the Journal of Science and Healing that discussed a new phenomena called FOMO, or fear of missing out.
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