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By Shayne LooperMore Content NowA man asked God how long a million years was to him. God replied, "It's just like a single second of your time, my child." So the man asked, "And what about a million dollars?" The Lord replied, "To me, it is just like a single penny." So the man mustered his courage and said, "Well, Lord, could you spare me just one of your pennies?" And God said, "Certainly, my child; just a second."

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By Laura Firszt, Networx

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Two cops rush to the scene. "This sounds like a gun battle — over there!" one calls to his partner. They see the suspects: two little boys, wielding rifles. The police officers do not shoot.

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With Obama leaving office soon, who does 2014 think the next president will be? This is a list of Republicans and Democrats that have used 2014 to put them on the political map to be the next POTUS.

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TIP OF THE WEEK

Updated Dec 22, 2014 at 10:30 PM

After cravenly using the Bush administration's preferred euphemism "enhanced interrogation techniques" (an almost exact translation of the Gestapo's term for torture) for years, conscience of the editors of the New...

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